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She sneaks into his room at night to put the custard between his toes and turn on the hidden video recorder0
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Puts on her robe and wizards hat every time shes asked to "roleplay in the bedroom".0
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Her refuses to call me Hermione Granger but always wants me to call him Harry Potter, it's just not fair.1
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Shoves small woodland creatures into headware, wonders why hats smell weird
Still wants to show her my swish and flick wand action.Chrisjuvers wrote: »Her refuses to call me Hermione Granger but always wants me to call him Harry Potter, it's just not fair.2 -
Showed me his wand action
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Told me it was 'wand action' but I it was really HAND ACTION
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Asks girls if they'd like a ride on his "Hogwarts Express". Little do they know he has warts!0
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Her favorite color isn't Kelly Green.0
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Runs 40 miles every day..chasing every young jogger at the park..
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Is a door greeter at Walmart
Shouts out " nice *kitten* " to the hot guys0 -
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She insists she is the Walmart seamstress and must measure in seams for men's underwear0
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Hides in the corner and watches0
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Is Walmart greeter of the month0
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Likes to call herself the Walmart 'Peter greeter'
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Replaces all the Chapstick at Walmart with glue sticks1
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Tries out condoms on bananas in Walmart before buying1
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Holds bananas in her mouth for me to practice on. 1
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Prefers cucumbers to bananas1
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Isn't sure why every salad she makes with Bananas just "doesn't taste right".0
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Doesn't want to try my salad0
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Keeps referring to her Vagina as 'salad'1
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Is upset because @maryward88 figured a way to serve it at dinner first.1
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That's true but @Verchild was first in line for a plate at my dinner table, says he loves my "salad"
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Hates having her salad eaten0
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*leaves the dining room* I'll leave you to it1
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