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Chrisjuvers

Caught them both playing tag in the toenails.

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daedae171

She stole the last banana when I specifically wanted it for myself.

Chrisjuvers

Doesn't share his "bananas "

RunHardBeStrong

Leaves banana peels around the house and pretends she's playing Mario Kart

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daedae171

Takes the banana peels off the floor and slaps people with them.

RunHardBeStrong

Is first in line for banana peel slapping

daedae171

First one to get turtle shelled.

Verchild

Thinks his toilet is a go-kart.

RunHardBeStrong

Pretends he is a submarine in the bathroom tub.. Has only turned blue twice

Freeda_2017

Has a Klingon dictionary, swears in Klingon while in public because has a tourrete syndrome but doesn't want to be rude

jgkoutr

Feels hanging upside down will reverse the signs of aging

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Verchild

Eats the potatoes after use.

Freeda_2017

Hates pizza

jgkoutr

Luvs to call me at 3 am to tell me she's going to bed...always feel that's mixed signals

Verchild

Hates hippies

Freeda_2017

Wants to change his OS but cannot enter in BIOS

RunHardBeStrong

Thinks that all hurricanes are named after girls because if they were named after boys we'd call them himicanes

slimgirljo15

Is changing her name to walksoftbeweak

Verchild

Eats marbles because she heard analbeads were sexy.

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Verchild

Never followed behind me to clean it up.

slimgirljo15

Is jumping on my bed at this moment

RunHardBeStrong

Believed her grandma when she told her there's a tube connecting her belly button to her butt

Verchild

Is watching WWE summer slam right now.

slimgirljo15

Is coming over to wrestle me later

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slimgirljo15

Wants to join in and tag team ..