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Justpeachy02

Sits in my driveway every morning singing
Come out come out wherever you are

RunHardBeStrong

She puts snickers on a fishing pole to lure strangers into her house. They are never seen again.

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daedae171

She takes the snickers off the hook and eats them, making the luring process not work.

Verchild

Started on Duck Dynasty

Justpeachy02

Measures the growth of his beard weekly

candiinprogress

Keeps a log book of Verchild's beard growth

RunHardBeStrong

Has the hots for George Jetson

Verchild

Can only get off if singing the theme to the Flintstones

candiinprogress

Sells CDs of himself singing the Flintstones theme song to help women get off...

Verchild

Bought 2 copies.

candiinprogress

Verchild wrote: »

Bought 2 copies.

Thank you - I needed that laugh


Goes around on the weekends pretending that he is an Avenger

Verchild

Throws green paint at me and demands that I "Hulk smash her *kitten*".
I keep telling her I don't want to hurt animals.

slimgirljo15

He prefers green sausage

ptitscargot

@43932452 eating brain is not the problem... human's brain is

slimgirljo15

She's illiterate and never heard of mfp ..

Verchild

Pees her pants a little everytime she hears Dave Hasslehoffs voice.

Oxytocin_Panda

Headbangs to ABBA

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Furious_Kiwi

Has a foot fetish

jgkoutr

Not a surfer. ..just likes the board as a pick up line w chicks

Verchild

Tried to take a selfie for profile pic but fell over mid-picture. Figured it was good enough.

slimgirljo15

Looks very fetching in black tights and stilettos

Verchild

Is dressed in drag right now.

Furious_Kiwi

Shaves his legs

slimgirljo15

Wishes he was Australian

Verchild

Asks to help.

slimgirljo15

Ate 3 toads and a kitty for breakfast