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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    She knows thats not a chihuahua in his fanny pack because he isn't wearing pants.
    Still wants to pet it.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Wears velcro pants on our dates so he can rip them off spur of the moment and yell "Pet my chihuahua!"
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Will not stop calling his thing "chihuahua"
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    calls her *kitty* a doggy because it has a tendency to drool for no reason
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she likes to drink it straight from the tap...for a nominal fee she'll give anyone a taste
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    edited August 2016
    Bottles it and sells it to old women at church labeled "Power Aid".
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    He knows this because they met at the "enlargement clinic "
    You are killing me today
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Was at the front of the line for the "Power Aid" drink sale and doesn't buy it at church :p
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    tries to rub off Ronald McDonalds make up at McDonald's kid's parties
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Tries to rub off Ronald McDonald at Kids Parties.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Says he's a kid and it's actually his party. He wants a rub as well.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she gets off off men wearing fast food costumes, her favorite is Grimace!
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    He has a closet full of costumes that would make Ronald McDonald blush. His favorite is Grimace.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    goes around de-pantsing people who are sagging...is trying to make it a movement
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Isn't worried because he has depends on and is currently having his own movement.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Is really Lex Luthor
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    he changes my depends...and that last movement I performed will be breathtaking....
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Is really Lex Luthor

    Keeps running after me calling me superman with a green vibrator she calls kriptonite.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    It's a game he made up.. *role play sweetie* you don't want to know what happens when I catch him and use the vibrator....
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    doesn't clean off her vibrators after she uses them....doesn't always remember where they've been or who's been using them
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Still put them in his mouth.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Videos the whole thing and has his own real time porn channel
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    He's out shopping for batteries and bleach today for his green toy.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    is jealous nobody pays her in gum
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    she has furry toes
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    uses that hat whenever he can't find the toilet paper...or is too lazy to get up
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Runs a hat swapping group on Facebook
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Waxes his chest 3 times a day
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Uses her chest to get discounts
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    When my chest isn't enough he offers his abs as a bonus

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