Funny names for pets

cee134
cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
What are some of your favorite funny names for pets?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Someone I know use to have 2 ferrets named "Quite it" and "Stop that".
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited August 2016
    cee134 wrote: »
    Someone I know use to have 2 ferrets named "Quite it" and "Stop that".

    I don't believe that those names're funny, they're undignified & thus disrespectful. Sort of like when an animal shelter named a couple of rescued kittens, that were spray painted blue and the other green; Smurf (blue) & Shrek (green). It'd be fine to name an animal Smurf or Shrek, if it was because of liking those characters but not to glorify animal abuse. We all deserve to have our dignities preserved, regardless if we're human beings or an animal!
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  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    I know a dog named Spaghetti.
    He has both spaghetti drool and likes eating spaghetti.
    That's not why they named him that. They just liked the name.
  • Tr4pQueen
    Tr4pQueen Posts: 127 Member
    I saw a big fluffly cat once, it had on a hand knit sweater...the sweater was tight on its body and the fur just stuck out everywhere, and it had GREG knitted in the sweater...I don't know why but I thought that was the funniest ever.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Our dog's nickname :

    *kitten* Stick
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
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    My daughters' Jersey Wooly. They named him Fluffy Sprinkles.
    Because he's fluffy.....and he makes "sprinkles".
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 700 Member
    My cat's name is Paul. Does that count?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Char231023 wrote: »
    My cat's name is Paul. Does that count?

    If your cat is more of a Ringo or George than it does.
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 700 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Char231023 wrote: »
    My cat's name is Paul. Does that count?

    If your cat is more of a Ringo or George than it does.

    No Paul the alien.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Then yes, differently.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    My cats name is Mystique, and we call her MiMi.. how stupid is that... LOL My chocolate labs name is Jewels, and we call her JuJu.. catching on?
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    edited August 2016
    My aunt had a cat named "Balls", because, well. He had big ones. I can't believe I'm sharing this.

    Also, my former co-workers cat is named Larry. Always struck me as odd.. Cats with those types of names crack me up.

    My cats name is Meowth. Y'know. From Pokémon.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    Hubs named his cat Lucifer. After we got married and had a kid, we just started calling him "Kitty", lol.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    I used to have a cat called Janet, now I have Gibbs and my OH's cat is called Andy.
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
    My cats are called Marley and Denver but I call them mo mo and Dee Dee and all other cute little pet names like little baby and little man, my hamster who is dead now :/ was called Leon, after Leon from resident evil, obviously...
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    My cat's name is Ricky. Not really funny. If I ever get another cat, I'll name him Meg, just so I can tell him to shut up.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    That reminds me, I knew someone who's cat's name was Captain Motherf-r.
  • born_of_fire74
    born_of_fire74 Posts: 776 Member
    My dad loves it when people want to know his dog's name and he gets to shrug, gesture at her and say "Asker"
  • Ashley1986x
    Ashley1986x Posts: 39 Member
    My pals mums dog is called Haggis, I think it's funny but also I like it :D
  • meredithgir199
    meredithgir199 Posts: 243 Member
    We had a black sharpei named Sambuca. She passed away in 2014. Our new guy, Hank is handsome Hank, hankster, or hanky pants.
  • Shells918
    Shells918 Posts: 1,070 Member
    My cats are Snicker Elizabeth and KitKat Theodore.
  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    The pound named our cats Gin and Tonic. We loved the names so much we kept them when we adopted them. I'm so glad we did. I still miss my babies.
  • suvoth
    suvoth Posts: 927 Member
    My dogs name is Simon and is spoiled rotten..because you know, Simon says.. haha
  • suvoth
    suvoth Posts: 927 Member
    My mother in law (ex mother in law) had two cats from the same litter she called Toil and Trouble
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    We had a black sharpei named Sambuca. She passed away in 2014. Our new guy, Hank is handsome Hank, hankster, or hanky pants.

    My 6 toed cat's name is Sambuca. I call her Sammy Sosa or Sambuca Jones.
  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,794 Member
    We named our black lab, Kali, after the Hindu goddess of destruction. Fortunately, she hasn't lived up to her name.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Smelly woofer