Living the Doritos dream

ColetteM6
ColetteM6 Posts: 138 Member
edited December 3 in Health and Weight Loss
Confession- I am not a grown woman. I am, in fact, a 6year old child who just licked a whole bag of Doritos while only actually eating about 15 chips.

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  • selina884
    selina884 Posts: 826 Member
    thats nice.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,647 Member
    Hmm.... Why? I mean, If I could buy dorito powder and eat it by the spoonful, I would, but so long as it's attached to corn chips, you might as well eat them. What are they, like 150 calories per ounce?
  • Mentali
    Mentali Posts: 352 Member
    Haha! I can't say I haven't wondered how many calories I would ingest doing that....
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    <<< I'm a cat. I licked my own... Wait, TMI?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What flavor Doritos?
  • Zoe678
    Zoe678 Posts: 134 Member
    I respect this.
  • ObsidianMist
    ObsidianMist Posts: 519 Member
    mmm doritos
  • alyssagb1
    alyssagb1 Posts: 353 Member
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    Hmm.... Why? I mean, If I could buy dorito powder and eat it by the spoonful, I would, but so long as it's attached to corn chips, you might as well eat them. What are they, like 150 calories per ounce?
    Usually, yes they're about 150/1oz/28g.

    150 calories of freakin heaven if you ask me :wink:
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    Wait... I'm confused. You ate 15 Doritos out of the whole bag and then licked the rest??? Lol.
    No judgement here - I've done weirder stuff.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    deluxmary2000 wrote: »
    Wait... I'm confused. You ate 15 Doritos out of the whole bag and then licked the rest??? Lol.
    No judgement here - I've done weirder stuff.

    such as?????? :P
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 700 Member
    Is this a new diet? Just lick the flavoring off stuff. ;)

    By the way my 6 year old does that with Cheetos, as long as you don't put them back in the bag for someone else to eat you are golden.
  • cmtristani
    cmtristani Posts: 117 Member
    The family size bag of Doritos has never been anything more than a personal challenge. It just as well be labeled "Betcha can't eat the whole bag".

    Licking them though? I dunno, some of the appeal is in the crunch.

    I'm thinking Support group for recovering Doritoholics.
  • shadowfax_c11
    shadowfax_c11 Posts: 1,942 Member
    Okay...

    But did you log it?
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,647 Member
    alyssagb1 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    Hmm.... Why? I mean, If I could buy dorito powder and eat it by the spoonful, I would, but so long as it's attached to corn chips, you might as well eat them. What are they, like 150 calories per ounce?
    Usually, yes they're about 150/1oz/28g.

    150 calories of freakin heaven if you ask me :wink:

    I agree. I'm almost disappointed in myself that I knew that, but those single-serving bags in the multipack are saving my life.
  • grinning_chick
    grinning_chick Posts: 765 Member
    This was really only a useful skill to have back in the 80s/90s. You know...when Doritos actually *had* seasoning to lick off of them before feeding the freshly denuded corn chips to the family dog.

    Same thing with Corn Nuts. Corn Nuts? Corn Nuts! Plain or BQ? BQ!
  • gradchica27
    gradchica27 Posts: 777 Member
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    This was really only a useful skill to have back in the 80s/90s. You know...when Doritos actually *had* seasoning to lick off of them before feeding the freshly denuded corn chips to the family dog.

    Same thing with Corn Nuts. Corn Nuts? Corn Nuts! Plain or BQ? BQ!

    No kidding--I had a major pregnancy craving for cool ranch Doritos last year...and each chip had three specks of flavoring, at most. Possibly the only time I threw out a whole uneaten bag of Doritos.
  • hhnkhl
    hhnkhl Posts: 231 Member
    I'd have to eat the SUPER SIZE bag of Doritos if I ever started one...
  • dragon_girl26
    dragon_girl26 Posts: 2,187 Member
    edited August 2016
    I'd be tempted, too...except I'd want to offer the remaining Doritos to my coworkers afterward....

    I kid! I kid!

    Mostly...
  • Gena575
    Gena575 Posts: 224 Member
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    This was really only a useful skill to have back in the 80s/90s. You know...when Doritos actually *had* seasoning to lick off of them before feeding the freshly denuded corn chips to the family dog.

    Same thing with Corn Nuts. Corn Nuts? Corn Nuts! Plain or BQ? BQ!

    What's your damage Heather?
  • jessiferrrb
    jessiferrrb Posts: 1,758 Member
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    This was really only a useful skill to have back in the 80s/90s. You know...when Doritos actually *had* seasoning to lick off of them before feeding the freshly denuded corn chips to the family dog.

    Same thing with Corn Nuts. Corn Nuts? Corn Nuts! Plain or BQ? BQ!

    Our love is God, let's go get a slushee
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Gena575 wrote: »
    grinning_chick wrote: »
    This was really only a useful skill to have back in the 80s/90s. You know...when Doritos actually *had* seasoning to lick off of them before feeding the freshly denuded corn chips to the family dog.

    Same thing with Corn Nuts. Corn Nuts? Corn Nuts! Plain or BQ? BQ!

    What's your damage Heather?

    I knew it!
  • ColetteM6
    ColetteM6 Posts: 138 Member
    Mentali wrote: »
    Haha! I can't say I haven't wondered how many calories I would ingest doing that....
    shadowfax_c11 wrote: »
    Okay...

    But did you log it?
    Definitely logged the ones I consumed! Not sure how to log the rest I'm afraid :D
  • shadowfax_c11
    shadowfax_c11 Posts: 1,942 Member
    smarieb306 wrote: »
    Mentali wrote: »
    Haha! I can't say I haven't wondered how many calories I would ingest doing that....
    shadowfax_c11 wrote: »
    Okay...

    But did you log it?
    Definitely logged the ones I consumed! Not sure how to log the rest I'm afraid :D

    Weigh the bag before you lock the chips. Then weigh the bag after you lick the chips and subtract. Log the difference. And remember that that weight gain tomorrow is probably just water retention fro all of the salt. :#

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