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Want to lose 30lbs overnight? You can!

kirstinkrueger
kirstinkrueger Posts: 346
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Want to lose 30lbs overnight? You can! And I will tell you how! Really! I did it last night! It is 100% REAL! Read on for the 5 simple steps!!! By Just Weighing In and Moving On at facebook.com/weighinmoveon

Here is all you have to do.
1. Have a child, if you don't have one you can borrow one somewhere.
2. Start drawing a bath for the child.
3. Leave him, or her, in the bathroom to get a towel out of a different room.
*NOTE::It is important to leave you scale on the bathroom floor in clear view of this child*
4. Come back into the room, by now your scale should have become a decoration in the tub or a "boat"
5.Let the scale dry after saving it from a near death drowning.

In the morning your fried scale should read at LEAST 30lbs off! I followed these steps! it works!

HAHAHA! Man, that was my favorite scale too! Glad it was cheap!

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  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    Freakin' hilarious!! And SO true!! :laugh:
  • Heatherbelle_87
    Heatherbelle_87 Posts: 1,078 Member
    LMAO!! As the mom of a two year old who loves to "play" on mommys scale (which equals jumping up and down on it vigorously until someone catches him) I wonder if mine is even accurate any more!
  • ZannahDia
    ZannahDia Posts: 65
    LOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh :D I needed that today!
  • rissaface
    rissaface Posts: 129 Member
    bwahahaha that was a good one! :laugh:
  • zyle
    zyle Posts: 34
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks :flowerforyou:
  • IndigoVA
    IndigoVA Posts: 164 Member
    Good one! And I could totally see my kids doing that!
  • av8rblond
    av8rblond Posts: 140
    I love it! I needed a good laugh today....
  • kirstinkrueger
    kirstinkrueger Posts: 346
    LMAO!! As the mom of a two year old who loves to "play" on mommys scale (which equals jumping up and down on it vigorously until someone catches him) I wonder if mine is even accurate any more!

    Oh that just gets worse! haha mine is 3 he does the same things!
  • durhamity
    durhamity Posts: 174 Member
    with my luck, the scales would go up and not down! Lol!:laugh:
  • kirstinkrueger
    kirstinkrueger Posts: 346
    Yall opened it thinking WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS LOON TALKING ABOUT! I know you did! hahaaha
  • rissaface
    rissaface Posts: 129 Member
    Yall opened it thinking WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS LOON TALKING ABOUT! I know you did! hahaaha

    You're right, I did! My first thought was "No way, there's weight loss spam on MFP now?" LOL
  • bakebunny
    bakebunny Posts: 253
    My son is 12yo, 125lbs and likes to jump on my scale. I keep a ten pound can of coffee unopened just so I can recalibrate it.
  • kirstinkrueger
    kirstinkrueger Posts: 346
    that is funny!
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