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Walks up behind guys, grabs them by the hips and yells "Buckle up, I'm going in DRY!"0
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She offers to let random guys use her hand to test out the lube before purchasing0 -
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She blows on my neck to get me in the mood first0
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Sleeps with a garlic necklace because she thinks a vampire lives in her closet0
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She serves toilet water to the dinner guests she doesn't like0
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Has a obsession with Shrek and sends him love letters that actually get intercepted by Roger the mailman who replies while naked tickling his own nipples at night0
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He's really Roger the mailman0
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She is not that hot! (Total lie)0
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Can't show his face because he's a famous football star0
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Shes a well know porn star from Germany.0
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He would know cuz he started her fan club0
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I make her walk around fanning me all day, I made her believe that if she doesn't we will both blow up0
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She has a blow up man she showers with0
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She has a favourite shower head she calls Steve who comes out on special occasions0
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She borrows the blow up man.. Ummm. Well.. For... Uh... Other... Things. Then returns him and says she doesn't want sloppy seconds next time.0
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Uses a lasso everytime she goes out to bring "one" home0
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Once tried to get out of paying for a restaurant meal by sprinkling raisins on her plate and telling the manager they were rat droppings.0
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Has never held a tennis racket0
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Is hiding in my closet0
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Hates sex0
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Is a senior in high school0
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