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  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    would definitely show up
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Shows up to officiate. I end up getting married to a potted plant I name Ethel on the marrage certificate. Arizona cried.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    Only married Ethel for her plant insurance policy.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Did not reveal all the sister wives were cross dressers. Ethel is now considering divorce and Arizona is holding it's breath!
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    is counting on me to hold my breath
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Makes me time her over and over to see how long she can hold her breath.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Wouldn't be surprised by the minutes, she's knows being in front of an apnea diver
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Has no problems holding her breath, but disturbs most passers by because of her need to do it wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and tassels. Ethel doesn't think its very "classy".
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Moonwalked on Mars. That move is hated on Mars and started War of the Worlds.
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Is an arms dealer in said war
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    Sugarmuse wrote: »
    Is an arms dealer in said war

    Ran guns for aforementioned arms dealer...
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Was one of the buyers
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Only runs squirt guns, his side is losing the war
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Went to the opticians. Found eyesight to be perfect but wears the glasses to troll people.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    was alive when the 1st pair of shoes were created. He had his autographed by the original creator.
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  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Had a torrid love affair with ?uestlove's afro. (drummer from The Roots)
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Keeps trying to tell us that Roots was a thing. Stop trying to make Roots a thing.
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    He really is a child, that turns into an adult superhero every time he says "Shazam!"
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  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2016
    She did the ink and specializes in glow in the dark tattoos
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Forces me to transform by reading her tattoo over and over and over.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Forces me to transform and I'm not talking about his tattoo
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    edited August 2016
    When danger is around both guys combine their beards to become BEARMAN. Stars in low budget films.
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Forces me to transform and I'm not talking about his tattoo
    Zing!
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  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    and he's a really good camera man, getting the angles well
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  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    He sais dangle because it's easily happening to him, always on his mind
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