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  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Pretends to be a doctor so she can "examine" a certain male appendage ALL day!
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  • About_Thyme
    About_Thyme Posts: 257 Member
    Sees peniz forms everywhere. She's seeking help for the problem.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is changing her profile name to About_rosemary
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    She always has to have peniz shaped objects in and around her mouth
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Invented the peniz shaped pasta
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    edited August 2016
    Is her favorite type of pasta! Refuses anything else!
  • DamnRod
    DamnRod Posts: 106 Member
    Never spits out pasta
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Forces everyone to take the pasta. Shoves it in your pants if you refuse.
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Verchild wrote: »
    Yelled "$5 handies behind the casket! only 10 minutes left!~ "
    Cut so he was the first one in line & told everyone else" sorry times up."
    They weren't fast enough.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Holds his pants open waiting for the pasta to be shoved in..no resistance at all.
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    She's a noodle fairy, loves her job
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    When trying to be romantic she stuffs her undergarments with ricotta cheese. Says "The musk attracts the good ones"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to be flogged with a bunch of celery
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Then afterwards she stuffs the celery.....




    with peanut butter.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She likes me to feed her my pb celery while fanning her
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Scrapes off any uneaten peanut butter from the celery once full, and puts it back into the jar. Has never told her husband and enjoys watching him eat his PB sandwiches.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Watches her watch him. plans next days veggies to eat.
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2016
    Loves ricotta cheese...




    and chocolate chip cannolis.
    (Hates that there is only one limit per customer, whines about over charging. Edits for derp, has to be a lie)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Seductively eats the cannolis then turns him down afterwards. Such a tease.
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    edited August 2016
    Goes in every day asking for cannolis. Cries when shes told they don't have any.
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2016
    Promised he would dress up as Robin for Halloween and run around yelling "Holy Cannoli, Batman! These people are insane!!"
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Makes him practice his line,s in her garage, for the "Holy Cannoli, Batman! These people are insane!!" His performance is beautiful. She cries.
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  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2016
    She's the one who gives me all these great ideas....


    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Makes him practice his line,s in her garage, for the "Holy Cannoli, Batman! These people are insane!!" His performance is beautiful. She cries.

    It was beautiful. Hrr hrr.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    I give her great ideas but she never follows them. I told her to lock @Verchild in the garage so he could never escape and we could keep him forever but she won't do it.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    She's been getting ideas from slimgirljo15 :#
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2016
    He's slingirljo's "personal" paparazzi .. so he says

    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    I give her great ideas but she never follows them. I told her to lock @Verchild in the garage so he could never escape and we could keep him forever but she won't do it.

    She smacks me whenever I try to explain that I have "needs", like hunt, capture and ...... repeat.

  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    she has horns on her head. no for real. clearly visible in the pic.

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