We broke up because...
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He didn't feel me ever0
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She kept telling me to feel her legs all the time. Restaurants, school meetings and even at my parents.0
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But they are so smooth and soft
She just didn't want me0 -
Wanted me smooth all over, I woke up with no eyebrows0
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Always touching0
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Slapped my hand every time I tried to touch her0
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Every time he saw a pretty girl he'd say
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She didn't like to experiment with pretty girls0
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Pretty girls or not I need a man0
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all she wanted was men, and i am a pre-op tranny~0
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He never shared his nachos0
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Every time I blinked, my nachos would start to mysteriously Disappear. She would never own up to eating them.0
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She didn't believe in ghosts0
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she DID believe in ghosteses0
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Kept disappearing every night to go "ghost hunting"0
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She wasn't into hunting0
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Left me to dispose of the bodies...0
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Found out he was still a member of the Mickey Mouse Club1
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We got shot at, one times too many1
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Never gave me a shot0
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Screamed like a girl when I tried to give him his flu shot.0
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She was always giving strangers shots they didn't need.. Kind of a fetish0
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kept wanting to give me shot in the backside, but she never had a needle0
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Kept running away every time I asked him to bend over. All I wanted was to admire his butt.0
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Only appreciated me for my butt, geeze, I am not just a piece of meat.0
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Constantly played with his meat instead of me.. Check normal thread for proof1
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She didn't appreciate a good steak0
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Only wanted me to touch his butt/ wouldn't touch mine0
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Obsessed with butts0
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