We broke up because...
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he grew a beard and suddenly i realized he was a dude or a circus freak.
oh aly? we haven't broke up0 -
I could never leave Tom, well unless he keeps spending so much time with his damn dirt bikes! 
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She ran to hard, bumped the Kool-aid Man. He fell through a wall.
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He was on the other side of the wall.. Kool-aid man crushed him.0
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I caught her playing with "the danger zone"0
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Didn't like Kenny Loggins...0
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was obsessed with Kenny loggins0
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Was killed by Kenny loggins0
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He hated country music0
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He kicked me outta bed0
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He hated top0
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He asked questions not enough action0
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She refused to role play batman and catwoman0
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Had a thing for kitty's0
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Broke all collection of Hank Williams Jr records
Said he was tired of that country *kitten*0 -
Hated it when I called him boy0
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Smacked my hand when I tried touching his.... Beard0
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Doesn't like it hard0
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Insisted that I address her as Her Supreme Peachiness.0
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Wanted me to bow down everyday0
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Wasn't happy with the knee pads that I gave her.0
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Because it was just balled up toilet paper0
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Actually bought me knee pads0
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Stayed on her knees0
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Always came home with rug burn0
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Always burning one without me0
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she came home with Frosted Cheerios instead of Honey Nut and that was enough for me.
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He was a froot loop lol0
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she saw others as froot loops0
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She was a froot loop
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