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  • SliverBulletsUK
    SliverBulletsUK Posts: 267 Member
    MJFSH wrote: »
    He was scared of playing hide and seek

    She would be wearing a balaclava and holding a knife.....

    Then after taking my wallet tell me it was all a joke
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    He couldn't take a joke
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Had to let him go, too sexy to be kept to only one person
  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
    She liked to wear short dresses and go commando all the time, I never thought anything of it until she had a glass staircase built at a club she owned and saw tons of people standing underneath with phones.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    He did his hair and wore an ironed shirt when we met/ three monts later he was drinking beer in front of the telly and I was doing his ironing
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    after 19 years of marriage she couldn't live insecure because of my transformation so we separated. not sure WTF but whatever...
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Transformation was muscle build?
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    Arizona_C wrote: »
    Transformation was muscle build?
    well that and I went from 472lbs of fat guy to 241lbs of muscle guy. I never even considered cheating or flirted with another woman for all my years of marriage either. I was blindsided by this!

  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    A man has got to do what a man has got to do/ and if it is transformin from fat to fit, it sounds you made a good choice
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Every time I kissed her, her mouth tasted like poison.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    He introduced me to the band Poison and then says I taste like a groupie, so rude
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    She ran off to be a groupie
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She looked so sweet but at home..she slapped me and oulled my hair :'(
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    She refused to share the duvet
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was tired of his dutch ovens ..protein farts ewww :D
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Couldn't take a joke
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Too much a jokester
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Justpeachy02 wrote: »
    Too much a jokester

    I misread her screen name and called her Juicedpeachy02. She took it to mean I accused her of taking steroids and roid raged on me.
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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she would eat all the ice cream and put the container back in the freezer empty! :rage:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    He emptied my bank account!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    lol she wouldn't take me to the school dining hall with her. Only brought me back a doggy bag
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    A doggy bag wasn't the only kind of doggy he begged for all the damn day.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    LOL she never gave in even when I begged
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
    He begged then just stopped...
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    She tried to kill me for insurance money
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
    He just wouldn't drink my tea!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    When i was getting cups of tea in bed i knew something was up .
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
    I considered it four play...him...not so much...
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She smelled like soup.

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