We broke up because...
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Said peaches are too fuzzy0
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I ran out of peach puns0
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Lol he ran out on me with my sister0
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That girl didn't have peach fuzz ..she had a freakin forest ..you could plait her hair all over ..
The bush needed a trim if ya know what I mean lol0 -
Lol she didn't like body hair and I refused to wax my chest0
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He worked too late and I would fall asleep when he came home. So we never got to do it
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She was always so sleepy0
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she slept during the day and would sneak out at night0
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His cuddles were too short0
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She was always short with me. Meanie!0
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She called me names0
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She's too popular with the men.0
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Hated that I called her ..my little cupcake smoochy woochy ball of love muffin ..0
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she discovered I had a penis1
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But he wouldn't use it very often0
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Caught testing out the neighbours penis0
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She used me one time too many0
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she never used me
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He was useless0
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She was so negative!0
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