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We broke up because...
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She didn't appreciate that the bills were getting paid0
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She didn't understand that Bill shouldn't be paying our bills0
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He made a complete MESS out of my HAPPY!0
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She stopped taking her happy pills0
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Replaced my tic tacs with happy pills cuz she thought I needed them0
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Had me arrested for drugging her with Spanish Fly!
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she roofied me and gave runhardbestrong the Spanish fly!
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Put it all before me0
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She always wanted to be in front!
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come home late and she chased me around the living room with a roofing hammer0
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His girlfriend chased us around the living room with a roofing hammer2
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lol she found out I had a girlfriend in a very interesting way1
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He laid too low all the time...couldn't trust him....snake0
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lol she was scared of snakes0
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His anaconda didn't want none because I had no buns1
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He had big feet but little meat and always wanted a treat0
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She spoke in prose0
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he dressed a little funny0
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He wore gym clothes on all our dates0
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Her porn addiction got tiring0
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asked a little too much out of me0
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Stayed in disguise0
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she wanted me to wear a disguise0
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Didn't like role play0
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she wanted me to tuck it between my legs and pretend to be a woman 0
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He tucked it between his legs too often for my liking0
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