We broke up because...

PrncessBre

She was like the energizer bunny and could never finish

Just_J_Now

Had a problem with stamina

PrncessBre

She had an ecstasy habit that contributed to her stamina

candiinprogress

She burned the toast

PrncessBre

I've actually burned top ramen before lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

She burned down my house cooking Ramen

Justpeachy02

All she ever cooked was Ramen

candiinprogress

She didn't like ramen

mleech77

For some reason she never used the flavor packets in the ramen. Never boiled the noodles either.

candiinprogress

He didn't appreciate my gourmet take on ramen

jgkoutr

She wouldn't let me lick her face

Brad61179

she wouldn't communicate

candiinprogress

He wasn't ready for this jelly

Justpeachy02

Peanut butter and jelly again?

jgkoutr

She stole all my peaches

candiinprogress

she spanked me too much

Nitroalley2

She didn't like cream(y)

candiinprogress

He liked cream pies...

mleech77

She didn't like my gourmet take on oatmeal cream pies. ;-)

jgkoutr

He ran away

mleech77

She wasn't fast enough to catch me.

candiinprogress

He was too speedy, at everything

jgkoutr

She never let me spank her

Chrisjuvers

She said I spanked her too hard

slimgirljo15

Caught her spanking someone else

mleech77

Didn't enjoy spanking after catching an ex spanking someone else.

Chrisjuvers

He was spanking more than just me

slimgirljo15

He went out for a beer and never came back ..officer ... Yes ..yes that is a new garden bed ..

candiinprogress

She had a taste for murder. I never trusted anything she cooked

green_eyes_99

Too picky