We broke up because...
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he had some weird ideas about what a fire extinguisher could be used for0
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she hurt me bad 0 -
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he never put out0
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she wouldn't let me sit beside her0
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Kept biting me on the butt. Every day.0
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Eats fluffy ducks for breakfast. Doesn't pluck them first0
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I got sick of being covered in blue paint whenever we slept together. Damn smurfette...0
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Came home with blue paint smeared on her cookie
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she wouldn't bake me cookies0
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He ate too many cookies
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She kept putting special greenery in the cookies0
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She reported me to the DEA0
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She tried to make me give up cheese0
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she called my work and told them they might want to drug test me0
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He was sentenced to move into rehab permanently0
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Tried to finish all my sentences but was always incorrect0
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I didn’t like his cologne.0
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Always sprayed me with her perfume.0
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