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We broke up because...
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She was always coming home sticky
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She stayed gone all the time0
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She was always nagging me for going to work1
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She expected me to be a stay at home mum. To our 5 miniature ponies0
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She was in love with a man named Sam, not me0
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She loved someone else0
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She was always yelling out Keanu in her sleep0
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She listened to my sleep talking0
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She sleep walked into some guys bedroom0
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She tried to smother me in my sleep0
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She Dutch ovened me one times too many, her backside should be considered a weapon of mass destruction.
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She tried to eat my dog. I caught her salting him and placing him on an oven tray. He was still alive1
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It was either the cat or the dog, the dog was bigger. Still not sure why she got so upset?0
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Cheated on me with the elderly lady next door0
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It wasn't a lady but a transvestite. Was just not open minded.0
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She kept using frozen sausages as a strap on...1
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Hate wasting food, besides made breakfast quicker to prepare.candiinprogress wrote: »She kept using frozen sausages as a strap on...
She was a vegetarian.
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She was a vegan0
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Cut her toe nails in the livingroom.0
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Chewed her toenails in the bedroom0
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Collected toe nail clippings, sorting them out by colour.0
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Always taking leg selfies
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Kept stealing my selfies 0
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Sold my selfies as her own0
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Kept filling my memory card up with her bum pics.0
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Was too insecure.0
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Was always chafing at the bit.0
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Never bought any lube.0
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Never replaced any of the used batteries.0
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