We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Always telling me I was wrong

gianna42

He didn't take me to the right places

Nitroalley2

Told me I made all the wrong moves.

lilkimi525

I just couldn't commit

synchkat

too much commitment...we'd only been dating 2 days

Oxytocin_Panda

she would lie naked on the bed and say "welcome, to fantasy Island"

slimgirljo15

I found the neighbours wife in our closet

synchkat

found the neighbour's husband in the fridge! weird

Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »

she would lie naked on the bed and say "welcome, to fantasy Island"

haha if only you knew!

pdm3547

synchkat wrote: »

found the neighbour's husband in the fridge! weird

I got fed up of her clearing out Jo's basement and keeping the corpses in our fridge.

Chrisjuvers

He never appreciated the meat she brought home.

Nitroalley2

She was a bit too rough in pounding meat

Chrisjuvers

Always complained that he didn't have time and he was "too sore" for booty time.

pdm3547

Her clothes kept accidentally falling off.

Chrisjuvers

He was too modest.

tomasart

It was the chewing of the fingernails...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always sticking his tongue in inappropriate places around town!

tomasart

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He was always sticking his tongue in inappropriate places around town!

LOL!

VanishingNachos

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He was always sticking his tongue in inappropriate places around town!

she didnt like my pasty white legs

Notthegirl4u

He was married

VanishingNachos

cause she thought i was married -

candiinprogress

He always ate all the nachos...

synchkat

She wanted me to share my food. Not cool

pdm3547

Acted like a cat all the time.

Kvm11628

Meowed in bed

pdm3547

Hated me meowing in bed.

slimgirljo15

Our kittens fought over the sausage

candiinprogress

She liked the sausage too much...

pdm3547

She had me fighting for the sausage

Kvm11628

He didn't bring enough sausage to the table

pdm3547

Was constantly asking for more sausage. I'm only one man