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We broke up because...
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haha she made me nervous with some of her fetishes0
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Wouldn't stick her finger in th...... errrrm, agreed, best left alone.0
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Her Polly wanted s lot more than a cracker from the neighbor0
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lol griffk00
he forgot to tell me about his wife and kids with 10 other wives and 16 fiancés and I think 400 girlfriends ... thankfully he was exhausted and didn't talk in his sleep...
ps kidding.. I just read this stuff on here it makes me laugh1 -
He was Poly. I was a one man kind of gal.0
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She wouldn't put on the suit and say "Polly want a cracker"0
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he wanted me to dress like a cockatoo
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When I asked whether he was "experienced" at dress-up, he told me he'd had a cockatoo.1
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LOL You win with that one!
he was a little too good at comebacks. It started arguments
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he wanted the bigger closet0
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She said my show obsession had to go0
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She wouldn't do her dress-up show for me.0
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He didn't like cockatoo's0
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True.
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She called me a dog0
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lilkimi525 wrote: »
He's vicious!!0 -
she didn't like the pet names I gave her0
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It's a she...and she's purrrrrrring0
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Because he calls them all sugar bear! I just didn't feel special anymore.....
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Yes, but you'll always be my sugar bear, sweetie.
Not that I'll bite your head off , but you know!.....0 -
he was still hung up on his ex0
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He was too much of a mama's boy1
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She was too progressive with her ideas of what to do with candy.0
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I heard whispers he killed people..I was scared1
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Her Ex tried to kill me!0
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I just couldn't compete with her love for poodles0
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She burned all my poodle skirts!
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