We broke up because...
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He came home with the rash ..ewww was yucky1
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Found a 90 day prescription for penicillin with only 10 pills taken
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He lies ..says they were penicillin but they were his blue pills ..that he never took ..someone say .."soft noodle "0
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She was noodling too many others0
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Hated when I made Pasta0
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The things she did with noodles
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She didn't like to bring in other objects0
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She kept a cheese grater and a vice in the bedroom!
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She would only allow me to use the cheese grater and vice on her in the dungeon.0
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He forgot the safe word and got hurt ..sorry 0
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I couldn't use the safe word because I was gagged.0
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Because he never told me his real name, he just said he was pdm.0
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I couldn't use the safe word because I was gagged.888Butterfly888 wrote: »Because he never told me his real name, he just said he was pdm.
888Butterfly888 was a hypocrite
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Because he teased me0
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She called me a Tease0
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She liked to tease! 0
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Didn't like my Strip Tease0
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Her boobies went in my face
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She didn't like my breastessess0
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Too much with the both of us
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She couldn't handle the Heat! 0
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She set me on fire0
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She was too hot to handle0
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I made her sizzle0
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made sizzle sounds in her sleep0
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Kicked me out of the bedroom because of my snoring0
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She was too fabulous 0
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She smoked my whole stash 1
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she licked me too much0
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She had a problem with that...1
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