We broke up because...
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LOL I never got to second base with her0
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He stole home1
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Gold digger..1
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Didn't like panning for gold0
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She left me for seven dwarfs she worked with0
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Dodnt like my new pogba haor style n pogbe texted me to keep the hair n lose the girl #truestory
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Ddnt*0
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Liked doing his hair more than doing me0
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Turned my gameroom into an illegal hair salon.
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He lost the sit up contest0
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She just didn't come.....
Home. Ever.0 -
She said I locked her out but she would come home so drunk she was pounding on the neighbor's door.. of course I could have gone out and told her but it was amusing...2
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Wouldn't let me in the house, even after the neighbors called the police on me0
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She and the neighbor would sit around playing embarrassing home movies of me for the whole neighborhood!0
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She always wanted to play Jail House Rock.. yes the song, not a kinky game. I could only take so much of it.1
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Stopped coming to see me in jail, I need loyalty0
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She was messin around with her cell mate Big Bertha1
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Wanted me to start calling her Big Bertha to remind of the good times they had0
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She was giving my ex my secret stash of snicker bars0
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He was still giving his ex the D0
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Oh that hurt she finished all my money 0
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She could, she just wouldn't try anything new
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She made fun of me too much0
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She was too flirty0
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His internet was too laggy0
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ahaha....hilarious
He stole all the attention from the girls with the whole "abs" thing1 -
Kept saying he could dance but never took me0
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All she wants to do is dance0
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Wanted me to strip for free even after I offered a reasonable discount0
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I found out why she was always paying her bills with singles!0
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