We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            She shopped for hours. It was her game0
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            He wouldn't let me play ..0
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            She always wanted to play which was fine but never included me0
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            She always wanted playtime with others!0
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            I came home to her having a "playdate" with the neighbors0
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            Came home and freaked out that I was playing cards with Hank and Joan from next door!0
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            She forgot to add the part that they were playing strip poker!0
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            She was ashamed of my Body!0
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            She was way to self conscious and always showing me up with her amazing legs!0
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            Her ex kept showing up and showing off her amazing legs.0
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            He left me for my ex and her amazing legs0
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            She once pushed me down the stairs just to jack up my legs!

(Still bruised up from that bad fall btw)
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            Had me fetching all day0
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            She always thought that I was talking to her when I yelled out "Fetch" to my Pup!0
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            Always made me fetch her slippers and supper when she got home0
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            She ate my Supper and pooped in my slippers!
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  She complained my cooking was too salty                        0 - 
            He wouldn't give up the online dating sites0
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            Let the dog sleep in bed and made me sleep in the dog bed.0
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            He had fleas0
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            She wasn't fond of my circus act.0
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            He had a weird relationship with the lion tamer0
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            She was way too tame0
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            He was too masculine0
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            Nitroalley2 wrote: »She was way too tame
He didn't understand that the freaks only come out at night
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            She thought I was too freaky0
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            I said "geeky" as in smart and she showed up in a latex suit and said I told her she was "freaky".0
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            Said I was more nerdy than geeky0
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            His muscle was good ..except his love muscle had been seen by the whole neighbourhood ..0
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            She was never vertical0
 
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