We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She shopped for hours. It was her game0
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He wouldn't let me play ..0
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She always wanted to play which was fine but never included me0
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She always wanted playtime with others!0
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I came home to her having a "playdate" with the neighbors0
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Came home and freaked out that I was playing cards with Hank and Joan from next door!0
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She forgot to add the part that they were playing strip poker!0
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She was ashamed of my Body!0
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She was way to self conscious and always showing me up with her amazing legs!0
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Her ex kept showing up and showing off her amazing legs.0
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He left me for my ex and her amazing legs0
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She once pushed me down the stairs just to jack up my legs!
(Still bruised up from that bad fall btw)
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Had me fetching all day0
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She always thought that I was talking to her when I yelled out "Fetch" to my Pup!0
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Always made me fetch her slippers and supper when she got home0
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She ate my Supper and pooped in my slippers!
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She complained my cooking was too salty 0
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He wouldn't give up the online dating sites0
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Let the dog sleep in bed and made me sleep in the dog bed.0
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He had fleas0
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She wasn't fond of my circus act.0
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He had a weird relationship with the lion tamer0
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She was way too tame0
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He was too masculine0
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Nitroalley2 wrote: »She was way too tame
He didn't understand that the freaks only come out at night
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She thought I was too freaky0
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I said "geeky" as in smart and she showed up in a latex suit and said I told her she was "freaky".0
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Said I was more nerdy than geeky0
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His muscle was good ..except his love muscle had been seen by the whole neighbourhood ..0
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She was never vertical0
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