We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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No sexy time ..like ever
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She flirted too much0
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Her sex drive was through the roof. I needed time to sleepslimgirljo15 wrote: »No sexy time ..like ever
He loved someone else. Simple but heartbreakingShe flirted too much0 -
He had a roving eye0
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She was mean ..really mean0
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She didn't understand my sarcasm0
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She couldn't get a visa to come see me0
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He paid immigration not to approve my visa.0
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He was seeing a lot of others0
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She was one of his others0
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she told me to close my legs because my breath smelled bad
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The places his mouth had been
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he spread false rumors about me0
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He spread true rumours about me. They were meant to be our little secret...0
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She was secretly seeing someone else0
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He wanted orgies every single night. It was exhausting0
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I had to plead with her every night . It was exhausting0
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He couldn't fulfill me sexually.0
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Her nickname was frigid Brigitte0
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His nickname was Tiny Tim0
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candiinprogress wrote: »His nickname was Tiny Tim
Lol I called it the Grand Canyon0 -
Gave me dutch ovens every night. I got sick of his smell0
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She was a horrible cook0
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His favourite food was baked beans0
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She made that without bacon!!0
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He expected me to kill the pigs myself0
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She didn't like bacon0
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She didn't like bacon pancakes0
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I found out she was trying to fatten me up because her Cannibal relatives were coming for Thanksguving0
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she turned out to be a vaginatarian0
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