Uhhhhh, I don't want to offend anyone, but.....

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  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
    samanthaluangphixay wrote: »
    Because wearing a HRM during sexytimes is not particular sexy. Unless it's leather.

    well...HELLO there Samantha....(rawr!)
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    VintageFeline wrote: »
    *Checks Garmin downloads for sexytime tracking app*

    "Indoor cardio."

    Well, sometimes outdoor cardio. Maybe it's a "lap" in the hike.
  • lorrpb
    lorrpb Posts: 11,463 Member
    It's part of your normal daily activity level. Or did you add this as purposeful exercise when you began to lose weight?
  • kwtilbury
    kwtilbury Posts: 1,234 Member
    Just enter 50 reps of wrist curls...or however long it took you.
  • Kieranova1994
    Kieranova1994 Posts: 258 Member
    Apperently sex for so many minutes is equivalent to a 5 mile jog... no wonder I weight a lot... XD
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    lorrpb wrote: »
    Or did you add this as purposeful exercise when you began to lose weight?

    In my single days, I should have been asking the ladies if they'd like to help me do something about the obesity epidemic. What a missed opportunity!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Because according to a study, the average length of sex is 5.4 minutes. That's hardly worth recording. Just consider it a bonus.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16422843
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    Kieranova1994 wrote: »
    Apperently sex for so many minutes is equivalent to a 5 mile jog... no wonder I weight a lot... XD

    If I were on top and we banged for two straight hours, I STILL wouldn't burn as many calories as I do during a five mile jog.

    For everyone who really, REALLY needs to know how many calories you're burning during sex, here you go:
    http://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex-tips/how-many-calories-you-burn-during-20-different-sex-positions

    Prepare to be disappointed.
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
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  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    BigBill1971 wrote: »
    Why is there not an add exercise for the most perfect workout, I mean if done right, abs, hamstrings, calves, buttocks, arms, back, hell even your toes, cardio and/or strength, yeah ya'll know what I'm talking about, SEX, why is it not in the exercise add workout

    Because it's included in the concept of NEAT for sedentary people.
  • laur357
    laur357 Posts: 896 Member
    FYI - Men's health and Glamour reported on a study saying the average burn for men is 100 cals, 69 for women. That's for an average 25 minutes session including your warmup. (Please don't skimp on the warmup.)

    Alcohol, caffeine, and drugs may slightly increase burn.

    Feel free to feed your lover that extra chocolate-covered strawberry, 3 oysters, 8/10ths of a serving of Champagne, or a 100 cal pack of Oreos!

    http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0079342
  • 35dollars
    35dollars Posts: 832 Member
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    I mean, as far as I know, nobody makes a sensor that measures your thrust rate per minute like people do with running cadence.
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  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    edited September 2016
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    VintageFeline wrote: »
    *Checks Garmin downloads for sexytime tracking app*

    "Indoor cardio."

    Well, sometimes outdoor cardio. Maybe it's a "lap" in the hike.

    And...sometimes fitbit will assume you're riding a bike.. funny, mine has also logged an anxiety attack as a bike ride.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    35dollars wrote: »
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    I mean, as far as I know, nobody makes a sensor that measures your thrust rate per minute like people do with running cadence.
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    Halvesies!
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