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Visits the old folks home and seductively eats bananas to see if she can induce a heart attack0
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Already has a portfolio of 6 estates from deceased old folks home residents ..man can she eat a banana0
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I hold the record ..but she is practicing a lot with a cucumber and plotting my downfall0
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Gets cucumbers delivered by the truck load. Invites me over to practice with her. This is what best friends are for.1
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The person above me is secretly a robot who was made to be so attractive so that she can infiltrate her way in to the government and learn all their secrets to the advantage of the future robot race.0
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She pickles w her eggs0
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Is a russian spy ..0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »She calls me over when there are some smaller zucchini delivered
She wants to her zucchini home, says it's for making bread.0 -
Asks me to come over and butter her bread.0
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Ewww it wasn't really cream she got on her bread ..now her bread is pregnant ..0
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Her rolls have red lips and blue eyes0
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She is naughty and constantly trying to get me to the coffee shop.0
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Lol...everytime he thinks about coffee he gets excited0
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