First date - stop signs
lisahebert186
Posts: 736 Member
What four word phrase would ruin a first date?
I invited my mother.
I invited my mother.
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I have twelve cats
(Edited, my first wasn't entirely true for everyone I guess lol)6 -
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My cave or yours?2
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »I don't pull out
Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support2 -
So, Netflix and Chill?4
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This thing sure itches.5
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »I don't pull out
Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support
You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing
Take this plan B
Wow. That's hilarious.2 -
Lannisters send their regards.13
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »I don't pull out
Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support
You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing
Take this plan B
Touche! I like the way you think my friend!0 -
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You own a strap-on?3
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »I don't pull out
Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support
You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing
Take this plan B
Only newbs cough
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I have no morals!
(wait, that would do the opposite!)3 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »I don't pull out
Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support
You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing
Take this plan B
Only newbs cough
.....(okay. I've reached my sex talk quota for the day)
So you swallow?1 -
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Furious_Kiwi wrote: »You own a strap-on?
That is my biggest nightmare!0 -
Ted Bundy's only son1
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I forgot my wallet1
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McDonalds or Burger King?1
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You got bail money?0
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Hide my busband is comming0
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You looked pretty online
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But realy you do!
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