I haven't gone #2 in almost 2 weeks... (TMI warning)

usually a big old bowls of cheerios does it for me. pizza always puts everything on hold for me. but i would keep working out, it will help move things along. drink lots of water and keep logging everything. of course, logging won't mean you will lose anything, but at least you will see your eating habits.

i would stick with the calories designed for your body and weight loss. you can find that information online.

in the meantime, make a doc appointment and get to a doc if you can. emergency room is there.

thats of course you cant afford going to the doctor.also water helps lots :)but im sure ur good at that!

I suggest some prune juice because it is a natural laxative, but 2 weeks is dangerous. I really think you should see a doctor too.

Probably TMI back at you, but it sounds like your 'burp with food in it' is a warning sign. If you don't go to the toilet for a long time, the waste has to go somewhere. If it can't go down it *will* come up, and eventually what comes up won't be what you've just eaten, it will be, for want of a better word, poo.
That is really dangerous for your health. I agree with "beg, borrow or steal and get yourself to a doctor".
In the interim, maybe something like orange or tomato juice will help?

Would an at-home colon cleanse work? Maybe you could do a water enema or drink a Epsom salt solution to get things moving.

Check numbers one and two below:
http://yourdetoxstore.com/yourdetoxstore/top-9-colon-cleanse-recipes-at-home/

Since money is tight, maybe try the Epsom salts? It's number 2 on the list and it apparently takes effect in about an hour to an hour and a half. You can get them from a pharmacy or a drugstore like CVS or WalGreens.
And I'm pretty sure you can get an enema kit from the same places.

Best of luck
~TheGlitterMouse

ok. Try:
Hot water with lemon and leaning your back against some type of heat.
Like said before eat grapes, and drink prune juice.
Are your ankles swollen? This used to happen to a mate of mine and she would literally do all this.
Drink coffee in the morning just to get it kick started or caffeine of some sort.
I'm having a bit of trouble at the moment and it's stopping me want to eat, I'm trying all the above and I've gotta say I do feel a little better this morning. I've realised I have eaten too many eggs and it's just bound me all up ~(sorry I know that's disgusting!)
Failing that you could try a really hot curry??

As for your diary, yeah log everything still because you might find it is one food doing it and also it keeps everything else regular (!). Do try gentle exercise but I know how uncomfortable you might be.
And as always drink loads of water
Good luck

I think you should:

1) start logging

1 1/2) Keep up the exercise

2) go to the grocery. seriously consider taking a small dinner to work. Go to walmart or an aldis if there is one in your area. For 7 dollars a week (1 dollar a day) you can get a pack of 4 4 oz salmon (about $5) and a stalk or so of asparagus or some peppers or something. Eat 2 oz salmon and some asparagus each night. Try your best to incorporate vegetables into your diet. Sit down and look at how much you realistically can spend on you at the grocery and then look up high fiber foods and veggies. You can probably figure it out where you are grocery eating for less than drive thru eating on a weekly budget.

3) Replace the rice/pasta for vegetables at lunch. Replace everything you can with vegetables, high fiber, and protein. If you have to take out carbs all together for a bit... do it. It seems like your diet is mostly carbs.

The processed protein and almost absolute lack of veggies may be what is wrong. And maybe you are not eating enough? But if you seriously cannot eat anymore because of financial reasons then at least make what you do eat the best it can be health wise. Try to add as much vegetables as you can.

Your local ER will not charge you right off the bat. They are obligated by law to treat you as fast as possible, regardless of your ability to pay. So GO RIGHT NOW! As someone with four docs in my family, I'll tell you - my best guess is that they will give you an enema, which you probably need at this point.

A couple months ago, when I was in the hospital on all kinds of horrible medication, I was extremely constipated and didn't have a bowel movement for about a week and a half. So I got an enema. It sucks at first, but it got better.

No medical facility can legally refuse you treatment, it sounds like your area hospitals are staffed with morons. Luv, get thee
to some kind of clinic/gen phys soon, you could possibly have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

"A sluggish bowel can retain pounds of old, toxic and poisonous fecal matter. Many times the real cause behind sickness and
disease is this retention and re-absorption of this toxic waste. In a nut shell you can get very sick, which can lead to other
problems/diseases.Irritable Bowel Syndrome is, first and foremost, a functional disease. This simply means there is no sign of an actual physical or organic abnormality when the colon is examined. This annoys both doctors and patients alike. Doctors like to have something available to cut out or to throw drugs at, mostly because they can bill you more that way. Patients are annoyed because no one likes to be told that nothing shows up on tests. It somehow makes the symptoms less legitimate if the doctor can't hold up an X-ray and say, "Wow -- no wonder I haven't crapped for six days!"
Functional syndrome or not, if you have IBS, you are not a happy camper. Though IBS does not cause permanent harm, nor does it lead to intestinal bleeding or cancer, it can really be disruptive to your daily life. Plus, it is hard to explain. You can tell
your boss that you missed an important meeting because you have a brain tumor, but it can sound bad to say, "Sorry I was late -- I had to crap so bad I thought my tonsils were coming out of my butt."
Here are some of the symptoms Irritable Bowel Syndrome:
Diarrhea
Constipation
Mucus in your stool (more than usual)
Abdominal discomfort, either crampy or dull
IBS can and often does come and go inexplicably. Sometimes you have symptoms every few days; sometimes it goes away for months."

Is there any way maybe your local health dept can help?

Other than that, I was always told (by family and doctors alike, my pregnancy was rife with constipation) to look for "P" fruits.
Pears, Peaches, Pineapple, Prunes (of course), APPles, etc to help "move things along". A higher fiber diet will hopefully help
get you back on track. BTW, are the bananas you eat ripe or barely ripe? Unripe or green bananas are difficult for the body's
digestive system to digest. Moreover, the pieces of unripe bananas block the digestive tract, thereby leading to uneasiness along with constipation and the high starch content also contributes to the constipation. Diets high in starch without adequate water intake result in formation of hard stool which are difficult to pass. This is because the starch in the stomach will absorb water from the digestive tract causing the bowels to become dry, hard and difficult to throw out of the body.

My family is on a tight budget as well, my husband takes Fiber Therapy by Shore Natural, it was $2.39? at our local Wal-mart for 48 tsp doses you mix with 8oz of water. It does help him. The active ingrediant is comparable to Metamucil and picky as he can be, he says it's not grainy (though he stirs it a lot) and the orange flavor is mild but not gross. It's sugar-free and 100% natural Psyllium Fiber. It says on the container to generally produce a BM in 12-72 hrs, as it's a natural bulk producing fiber that encourages normal elimination without chemical stimulation. Unless directed by a dr, don't take it for over a week. Because you have vomited and haven't had a regular bm in two weeks, I'd still see a dr before trying that product out, and mention it to the physician as a possible aid.
Best of luck to you and I dearly hope you can resolve this before it makes you extremely sick.

have you tried soap rubbed around your *kitten*? my gran used to use this alot on all her kids and grandkids when we couldnt go just normal hand soap worked into a lather and rubbed around and gently inside and worked a treat she also had my cousin sitting over steaming water no clue why it worked but it did

up all fruits and veggies and fruit juices orange, prune etc id say go to a doctor but in uk they are free as is the hospital when you have no money it may not be an option but if you can get money id go it may be embarassing or nothing but then again it could be serious

good luck

i work in healthcare(there isnt a thing called "TMI" ) but coffee always gets me going.no joke i drink coffee and within like 10 mins i HAVE to go

Same thing for me, only it's tea instead of coffee.