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Who likes nuts
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!0 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.0 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!0 -
I was really trying to be helpful/educational here; but y'all are making it impossible!
Sperm are safer when closer to the uterus-- so, after a few hours they will begin to die if they have not made it beyond the cervix.
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!0 -
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
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Where is Angela? She should make a cameo about now.2
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_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!0 -
DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
You meant it as a command?
Cause, I'm really trying to keep up; but it's proving to be really difficult.1 -
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_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
You meant it as a command?
Cause, I'm really trying to keep up; but it's proving to be really difficult.
I was telling her, not to have 1; she did say: "Oh my"!0 -
DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
Deficit, have you been drinking?
No because then, I wouldn't be; in a caloric deficit!0 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
Deficit, have you been drinking?
No because then, I wouldn't be; in a caloric deficit!
Do you write the scripts for Christopher Walken?
I swear I started reading everything you write in character and it all makes so much sense.
I prefer robotic, someone once said that; that's what it's like!0 -
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
Deficit, have you been drinking?
No because then, I wouldn't be; in a caloric deficit!
Your; growing, on me %; darling.
Well that's great, if everyone does it; then no 1's able to complain about me! I should teach a college course, on how to; do this!0 -
DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
Deficit, have you been drinking?
No because then, I wouldn't be; in a caloric deficit!
Your; growing, on me %; darling.
Well that's great, if everyone does it; then no 1's able to complain about me! I should teach a college course, on how to; do this!
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
Deficit, have you been drinking?
No because then, I wouldn't be; in a caloric deficit!
Your; growing, on me %; darling.
Well that's great, if everyone does it; then no 1's able to complain about me! I should teach a college course, on how to; do this!
Are you like the Queen of semi colons or something? that's cool I don't judge -.-
No I just dislike, to overuse commas (more than, I do); so I also use semicolons!0 -
DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »_Sugar_interrupted wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...
The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
So tea bagging and steeping for 5 minutes before Intercourse won't get anybody pregnant then?
Only abstinence, is foolproof!
not only..but it's very effective
True I wasn't thinking about infertility, menopause, etc.
or oral...obviously
Well that's, obviously anal!
Oh my.
No orgasms!
Also totally NOT true.
I meant, she was; having 1!
Deficit, have you been drinking?
No because then, I wouldn't be; in a caloric deficit!
Your; growing, on me %; darling.
Well that's great, if everyone does it; then no 1's able to complain about me! I should teach a college course, on how to; do this!
Are you like the Queen of semi colons or something? that's cool I don't judge -.-
No I just dislike, to overuse commas; so I also use semicolons!
Huh? What do you have against commas? Did it bully you when you were younger?
It's just, a preference!0 -
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What happened to this thread?
It was fun and all science-y about ballz...
Now it's the fecked up grammar again
....... I swear, it haunts me ..... 0 -
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Yeah I like almonds
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Okay, back on topic. If you were a nut...what kind of nut would you be?
I'd be a acorn bc it rhymes with porn1
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