We broke up because...
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Wouldn't pierce her tongue0
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He had too many piercings0
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She had this piercing glare that would go right through you.0
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He'd never look into my eyes!0
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She had a wonky eye..it freaked me out
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She always made fun of my glass eye!0
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Always suspected me of laughing at her not with her0
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I found out that She was a Suspect in the unexplained disappearance of her ex!
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Paranoid schizophrenia...0
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She thought I was crazy0
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She didn't like me being crazy0
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She requested I give my up closet for her collection of Christian Louboutin shoes0
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He was always complaining about how much my shoes cost0
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The shoe collection was a Enormous!0
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Wouldn't let me borrow her shoes ..0
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She would also wear my favorite shoes without asking for permission0
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Her dog got a hold of my shoes0
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She said choose me or the dog, I chose the dog0
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She took my collar necklace and wore it to the dog0
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Had sticky fingers0
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Her parents didn't like me0
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My momma didn't like you and she likes everyone0
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My dad said he was a bad boy0
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She had daddy issues0
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He didn't like my dad0
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She had daddy issues0
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She had mummy issues0
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he slept in a sarcophagus0
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she didn't like my Cleopatra outfit0
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Her Cleopatra outfit wouldn't fit me0
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