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I shared my hotdog with her0
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"Hot dog" is a Euphemism!0
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she wasn't aware and still treated like a real hot dog except she was instructed not to bite it...
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He got excited at the thought of eating that hot dog0
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uses a hotdog for her *alone* time, says its like using a hotdog on a doorway...she loves that there's plenty of room!
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Is having penile enlargement surgery so his dreams of finally touching the sides will be realised
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I'm using her surgeon, I saw her enlargement and was quite impressed....now it's visible from a distance 1
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Is now performing breast enhancements from the comfort of the back of his minivan0
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Refuses to help with any of the procedures, he says "that's icky"
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makes bacon bikini's for himself, wears them in the house singing "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world"0
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He's the Monica Lewinsky to Hilary Clinton....he just gets paid for his very specific service....0
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Lines guys up for Hilary to be serviced by0
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Is sane0
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Is a peeping tom0
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Has money on the LA Rams to win the Superbowl.
Calls it philanthropy and charity for bookies though.0 -
He was arrested for prostitution0
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Still calls me to pimp her. DOH! :P0
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He's trying to be my pimp protege...he's not gonna' make it though....
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she's so gullible....he wasn't a cop, he was wearing a costume; he was going to a ball0
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Likes to try on womens undergarments at the mall0
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Has a drawer full of women's panties he wears daily!0
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Runs a human cloning program from her basement0
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He's been begging to be her friend for the last 5 years and keeps all his doors and windows open.1
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she throws poo at her neighbor's dog and blames it on her children0
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He has a collection of Barney memorabilia in his closet.0
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