True or False

false

TNP laughed really hard today?

True

Doesn't mind being the butt of the laughter

True

TNP has fallen up the stairs? ;p

False

Is scared of spiders

False. The last town in Iowa I lived in had two tornadoes go though it on the same day four months before I left. One was an EF 0 and the other one was an EF 1. I was in the downstairs neighbor's apartment next to the laundry room and saw debris and a faint column. I learned later on that that was the tornado.

TNP cuts their own hair.

True

TNP has swam in an ocean

False

TNP knows how to roller skate

False. Not well enough to claim 'true'
TNP drinks coffee every morning

True, but just one. Right cheek
TNP has large feet

True

TNP has a university degree