We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I became exhausted halfway through our 1st day together0
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He wouldn't stop rubbing me feet! I couldn't get anything done, gee!0
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I could only knock her socks off0
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He thought I wore socks but I don't0
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She wore onesies to bed0
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Crap! You said you liked those!
He lied.0 -
Lol I told her I like commando and that I would keep her warm0
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He didn't like my bunny ears onesie!0
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Commando? Ugh I heard camo! He kept me too warm0
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StelleInCielo wrote: »He didn't like my bunny ears onesie!
Her tail was too bushy!Commando? Ugh I heard camo! He kept me too warm
She was a cold one0 -
He wouldn't bring me a cold one0
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I brought her a stiff one0
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He was too stiff. Didn't k ow how to let loose0
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She let a few loose. Whew. No more beans for you!0
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Kept calling me a "Beaner" he was very offensive to my Latino heritage!
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Rice and beans EVERY DAMN NIGHT
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Had a gas problem1
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Burb
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He was from the burbs and thought I was too Country Bumpkin0
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She was apologetic of her country roots0
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He talked nonsense0
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She wouldn't talk to me0
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She never listens to me!0
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She kept using my curling iron...0
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He had a better hairdo0
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She was a gold digger0
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Hated that I worked as a Miner0
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Dug a hole thst suspiciously looked like grave ..I didn't like how she was looking at me..0
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I didn't get any sleep at night...0
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Hated my Loving gaze0
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