What do women talk about in the restroom?

ClubSilencio
ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
edited December 4 in Chit-Chat
I know in the men's restroom we like to chat it up. It's not uncommon to be at the urinals and ask the guy next to you, "Catch that game last night bro?"

Or you'll be washing your hands and you look up in the mirror and see a fella walking by unzipping his pants en route to the urinals and he's like "Hey what's goin on man!" And the crazy thing about it is you don't even know the guy.... the brotherhood is that strong in the men's room.

Do women do that too? I imagine when you're with friends it gets chatty, but what about a restroom full of lady strangers?




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  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    Women tend to go to the bathroom to talk about other women. I go to the bathroom to pee, that's not a time I'm down for a chat.
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  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Strangers? I think everyone tries to stay as quiet as possible, pretending you aren't there, until one of you leaves

    I agree! I hate having people "over hear" my conversation.. Silence until the step out!
  • pennyholmes1990
    pennyholmes1990 Posts: 10 Member
    I typically don't talk to lady strangers in the restroom. Once in a while it might be a quick "hi" or "nice day out". I usually will have full conversations with my friends, but even that can get a little awkward while you are trying to pee :smile: . I am not sure about you, but I like quiet when I am doing my lady business and get quite annoyed when people talk to me and/or listen to another lady chatting on her phone while she takes a dump.
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    No chatting while peeing, unless there was booze involved, then it's fair game!
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I don't converse with other women in the restroom but my daughter never fails to loudly say inappropriate things in there.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Usually we talk about how long the feckin line is and wonder out loud to each other what could be taking so feckin long
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I must have a peniz cuz I chat it up in the bathroom.. they usually look at me funny but I often make a stupid joke then it becomes awkward cuz they don't say anything back.
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I must have a peniz cuz I chat it up in the bathroom.. they usually look at me funny but I often make a stupid joke then it becomes awkward cuz they don't say anything back.

    or maybe they noticed your peniz

    Naw, it's cool. There are laws that allow her/him to be there now.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Strangers don't talk unless asking for toilet paper or waiting in line. Friends don't talk unless we're the only ones in there, if we are then the convo just depends on whatever's happening outside of the bathroom that we don't want anyone else to hear.
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    JustMissTracy wrote: »
    No chatting while peeing, unless there was booze involved, then it's fair game!

    This! Unless it's a bar no one is talking to strangers... if you're in a bar, or some other place where alcohol is involved... strangers tend to tell you their life story. xD
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  • MelkaBielka
    MelkaBielka Posts: 36 Member
    I'll compliment a girl on her outfit, shoes, handbag etc. Sometimes if a girl is fussing or I can tell she's not feeling super confident i'll say something nice to make her feel good, but otherwise, talking occurs outside the stall. In the stall is me time, outside the stall all bets are off
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    edited September 2016
    newmeadow wrote: »
    At my last office job the ladies didn't talk in the ladies room. But they talked about what happened in the ladies' room when they were back at their desks.

    * Who didn't wash her hands once, after leaving a toilet stall;
    * Who uses a curling iron plugged in at the sink console, and how vain and slutty she is;
    * Who stays in the stall too long, and what is she really doing in there?;
    * Who's a kitten because she failed to mention the toilet paper roll had been depleted to the next lady going in;
    * Who had gas and how disgusting and unladylike it was; and
    * Who had diarrhea and how terrible it smelled and let's bring in some potpourri from home to manage this outrage

    Oh man, sounds like a horrible place to work! I'd be afraid to go to the bathroom!

    Reminds me of this one job I had, the boss used to tap her watch as I came back from the bathroom; she would literally time my pee breaks!
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Nothing. I talk about nothing. I don't like people.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I dont like having conversations in the mens room....too many di cks hang out in there

    badumdum
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I must have a peniz cuz I chat it up in the bathroom.. they usually look at me funny but I often make a stupid joke then it becomes awkward cuz they don't say anything back.

    I told you that you aren't supposed to sit in the sinks and pee. That is a no no. Thats why they are looking at you funny.

    Damn it. Making awkward jokes while peeing in the sink must be it!
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    At my last office job the ladies didn't talk in the ladies room. But they talked about what happened in the ladies' room when they were back at their desks.

    * Who didn't wash her hands once, after leaving a toilet stall;
    * Who uses a curling iron plugged in at the sink console, and how vain and slutty she is;
    * Who stays in the stall too long, and what is she really doing in there?;
    * Who's a kitten because she failed to mention the toilet paper roll had been depleted to the next lady going in;
    * Who had gas and how disgusting and unladylike it was; and
    * Who had diarrhea and how terrible it smelled and let's bring in some potpourri from home to manage this outrage

    I'm so glad we have a private bathroom at work.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    the classic is when someone is in the stall and farts and we say "did you hear what that *kitten* hole said"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.

    Because nothing says comfort like a couch in a room that smells like farts.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I like to talk really loud on my phone or play really loud videos about random things.
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