Me: I'm watching what I eat. Them: I'll bake some brownies

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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    Steff46 wrote: »
    Mom: Can I fix you something to eat?
    Me: No thanks, I'm good.
    Mom: I have a warm apple pie with ice cream for you.
    Me: Okay!
    lol......only go to Mom's house when I have extra calories....lol.. :)

    This one is smart adulting! Mmmm, apple pie a la mode...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Well-meaning loved ones: We heard you're not feeling well. Here's a nice box of chocolates to cheer you up.
    Me: Umm, I'm diabetic. Thanks just the same!
    Loved ones: Oh. Okay. Sorry!

    Story. Of. My. LIFE!
  • Sara1791
    Sara1791 Posts: 760 Member
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    Or
    Me: I'm baking brownies.
    Them: I'm on a diet.
    Me: Good, more for me!
  • shellyld2016
    shellyld2016 Posts: 288 Member
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    Food pushers can be relentless! I usually say I am eating certain things for health reasons. That usually does the trick. If not I have no problem walking away.
  • smile_laughter
    smile_laughter Posts: 3,682 Member
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    bagge72 wrote: »
    Me: I'm watching what I eat
    Wife: I made mini banana muffins
    Me: Watch to see how many I can fit in my mouth

    Can't stop laughing....love this!
  • LillysMomma09
    LillysMomma09 Posts: 272 Member
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    Me: No thanks, I'd rather spend my calories on (insert something yummy here)
    Them: oh, you're still on your diet?
    Me: Nope, the rest of my life is not a diet. Thanks anyway..

  • Sira125
    Sira125 Posts: 152 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    Them: (Upon returning) Here, I got you an Egg McMuffin. I figured you'd be hungry since you're fasting.

    Me: :|

    Dying. I'm so sorry, and yet dying laughing. I can completely envision the conversation.

  • ItsyBitsy246
    ItsyBitsy246 Posts: 307 Member
    edited October 2016
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    SO's Mother: How about a slice of my homemade pie?
    Me: Yum! Yes, but make it a small slice
    SO's Mother: What's the matter? Don't you like my cooking?

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