We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Would let me in his house

She was fleeing from the police

He was the police

Lol she sang police songs in the shower! Nails on a chalkboard.

He didn't like Sting!

Didn't believe me when I said Sting was my cousin

She was a kissing cousin. It was a little too weird

Lies. All the lies!

KrazyLeeLee

She never let me throw orgies

He wouldn't invite me to said orgies

Egger29

Never. She's a keeper!

Way to clingy

Egger29

Complained about Cling yet refused to use Bounce in the Dryer

Said he had a small load and did it by hand

he wouldn't buy me an iced coffee!!

KrazyLeeLee

Was always sending me out for iced coffee

he wouldn't wear the light blue shirt i bought for him!

SeptemberSun_1333

Couldn't make decent enough coffee at home

she hated my coffee!

slimgirljo15

Her cooking was terrible

Treated me like the Help!

she told me to take out the garbage, it was so disgusting!

She wouldn't kick out her deadbeat Brother

que? she keeps giving me ultimatums!!

Every time I gave her an ultimatum she would pretend she didn't understand me by saying "que'?"

lmao she said it was her or the nachos! i can't i just can't!