We broke up because...
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She wore permanent Beer Goggles.0
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he kept swiping my superhero shirts0
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He never did the dishes...just left them piled in the sink for days on end0
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he always wanted to be the big spoon
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Whenever I took his pics, he always posed as taking selfies. His status was single on tinder0
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He would only talk to me through text. Even sitting in the same room.0
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She spent all her time texting the guy above...when sitting right beside me.0
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Too Nosey!!0
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She found double-coupon day at Harris Teeter more worthwhile than our anniversary.
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His shirt says it all!!!!!!
Go Broncos!
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Wasn't a 12th woman0
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She had 11 wives0
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she was always a mile high!0
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He was just always high, forgot my name daily.0
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she got a little too rough you know when and started yelling "WHAT'S MY NAME KITTEN? " 1
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He was always exercising and never spent any time with me.0
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She was too needy.. me me me all the time. Her name may as well been Marcia.0
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She watched the Brady Bunch so often that she ended up being like Alice and constantly cleaning which got on my nerves.0
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she preferred the partridge family to the brady bunch
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Called me Mrs. Robinson one too many times0
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He was constantly watching football.0
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she just wouldn't play ball0
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He was too into sports.0
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Kept his balls put up, wouldn't let me play0
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She loved to run so much that she got good at running away from me.0
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called a plumber over and told him her sink wasn't what she wanted him to work on 0
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He falsely accused me of calling the plumber when it was really him who called the plumber.0
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she was the queen of denial0
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He was the king of the throne.. literally peeled the paint off the walls0
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the food she cooked really did a number on my insides0
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