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goes to different libraries with cymbals and crashes them until he gets kicked out....0
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Is my dad ...0
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Calls everyone daddy0
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Makes me call her mommy and wants to breast feed me
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<---Is her real Dad0
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Says I produce the best milk around0
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sells tuna sandwiches on street corners to raise money for people who've abandoned their caskets0
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Buys 6 tuna sandwiches from LL5 daily0
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loves the scent of fresh tuna, it's reminiscent of her own smell...except not as strong0
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wonders why a pack of flies follows him around everywhere .......0
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Lurks in the stall of the mens room trying to catch a peek0
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never takes off his big brother's sunglasses0
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Use to be known as Capt0
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Has lasers eyes, like Cyclops, which is why he has those super reflective glasses on.0
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Is going to be the next Vana White on wheel of fortune1
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Doesn't think miissalexand is gorgeous1
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goes to the gum to rub people's "guns" and "buns". It's motivation to "help him reach his goal"....
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Likes big manly bear hugs and complimentary reach-arounds.0
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doesn't show his face because he uses it for adult pleasure...for a nominal fee0
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wrestles alligators for a living0
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makes alligator stew from the alligators he wrestles0
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Uses her mind power to rob banks0
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spent 10 yrs in the marines0
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Owns a Yacht0
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Keeps telling girls, "no really, these are natural big blue eyes".0
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actually has a head0
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Has fantastic hair!0
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is still trying to get that log out of his butt0
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