Post a lie about the person above

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  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    She found her dream prince in my profile
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's really a Toad
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She's marrying me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Ran off with my wife! :open_mouth:
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    At the end of all this... this beauty will end up in my castle
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    edited October 2016
    He borrowed those shades from his uncle! Mon-Wed-Friday is his turn to wear those shades
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lives on burgers and fries every day
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Divorced me to marry Donald Trump
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    Pays Donald Trump for his hair clippings
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    she's Donald Trump s stylist
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has bought trump hair clipping from fab
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    She has cats named Hilary and Donald
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    she's Hilary s step sister
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited October 2016
    Eats no green food cause she thinks it'll make her envious
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Has climbed the magic bean and stolen giant's sack of gold
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  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Fondling sacks is a university course taught by her
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  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    she failed me every time because she wanted me to witness her skills
  • orginalrebalgirl
    orginalrebalgirl Posts: 74 Member
    hates disney movies
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    stars in Disney movies
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    She sings let it go all the time
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Swam the English channel yesterday.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was skating yesterday and a lady feel ..she accidently skated over the ladies fingers..chopping them off ewww sorry a bit gruesome
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    She was skating yesterday and a lady feel ..she accidently skated over the ladies fingers..chopping them off ewww sorry a bit gruesome

    She secretly wishes to be a Kiwi
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Damien_K wrote: »
    She was skating yesterday and a lady feel ..she accidently skated over the ladies fingers..chopping them off ewww sorry a bit gruesome

    She secretly wishes to be a Kiwi

    :o ..you are soooo mean lol

    Makes his gf go bahhhh during sexy time ..and gets excited if you sing "mary had a little lamb"

    :p
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    Damien_K wrote: »
    She was skating yesterday and a lady feel ..she accidently skated over the ladies fingers..chopping them off ewww sorry a bit gruesome

    She secretly wishes to be a Kiwi

    :o ..you are soooo mean lol

    Makes his gf go bahhhh during sexy time ..and gets excited if you sing "mary had a little lamb"

    :p

    Now you know why your Sunday roast is so nice and tender ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Damien_K wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    She was skating yesterday and a lady feel ..she accidently skated over the ladies fingers..chopping them off ewww sorry a bit gruesome

    She secretly wishes to be a Kiwi

    :o ..you are soooo mean lol

    Makes his gf go bahhhh during sexy time ..and gets excited if you sing "mary had a little lamb"

    :p

    Now you know why your Sunday roast is so nice and tender ;)

    Roflmao :D ..I may never eat lamb again ..

    Only wears woollen undies :p
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