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Pervs and pervettes

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  • sharkeater
    sharkeater Posts: 4 Member
    edited October 2016
    i am too old and ugly at 48 most girls here are worth a perv

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2016
    sharkeater wrote: »
    i am too old and ugly at 48 most girls here are worth a perv

    No way you're 48 ..and def not old or ugly ;)
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Good morning and happy Monday..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Good morning to you ..my Monday is nearly over
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Good morning JO! Damn its Monday! Wait I am retired I don't have to go to work! I might as well write some!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Good morning to you Don ..
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Quiet in here today..
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    so, @RunHardBeStrong - did you do anything perv-notable this weekend?
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    @VanishingNachos, did you?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    VanishingNachos wrote: »
    so, @RunHardBeStrong - did you do anything perv-notable this weekend?

    Mhmm but if I repeat it, it would probably get me banned
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    VanishingNachos wrote: »
    so, @RunHardBeStrong - did you do anything perv-notable this weekend?

    Mhmm but if I repeat it, it would probably get me banned

    we won't tell
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    @VanishingNachos, did you?

    nothing for the record books @Chrisjuvers - FM boring L - howzaboot you?
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    Good afternoon ladies and gents..
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    No explosions here lol
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    describe your perviest encounter @KourageousKarina ~ for science, of course~
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    @VanishingNachos You first.. And I'll get blocked. Lol
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    okay - there was this one time that i did this thing with this one woman and it was surprisingly pervy. we both laughed afterwards.

    now you go~
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..

    In a meat slicer????
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    G085H173 wrote: »
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..

    In a meat slicer????

    Lol.. I'm done.
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
    I expect he was too!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    projectsix wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    ed56085b35b0534af0fa9607c1b72d99.jpg

    What are you doing in here? :p

    I am exploring the depths of your sexuality >:)

    I don't think that's a very good idea. That's like opening up a volcano so you can look inside. Sometimes it's best to let things be.

    Oh so many things I am just going to keep in my head at this point..
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    projectsix wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    ed56085b35b0534af0fa9607c1b72d99.jpg

    What are you doing in here? :p

    I am exploring the depths of your sexuality >:)

    I don't think that's a very good idea. That's like opening up a volcano so you can look inside. Sometimes it's best to let things be.

    Oh so many things I am just going to keep in my head at this point..

    Right.
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    projectsix wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    ed56085b35b0534af0fa9607c1b72d99.jpg

    What are you doing in here? :p

    I am exploring the depths of your sexuality >:)

    I don't think that's a very good idea. That's like opening up a volcano so you can look inside. Sometimes it's best to let things be.

    Oh so many things I am just going to keep in my head at this point..

    Bearing in mind the thread's title, is that "head" as in "brain/mind/imagination" or "head" as in "to give......"?

    Just curious
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..

    Awesome Karina!
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    VanishingNachos wrote: »
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..

    Awesome Karina!

    It was lol... And I'd do it again with him.
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..

    great story!
  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    edited October 2016
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    VanishingNachos wrote: »
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Ok back in my high school days.. There was this really hot guy that used to go to my school he had already graduated.

    I introduced myself once he had already graduated I saw him at a movie store..

    We hooked up and accidently slipped it somewhere else and it hurt real good.. And I guess thats pervy at least it was then..

    Awesome Karina!

    It was lol... And I'd do it again with him.

    interesting...the ordeal sounds like a real pain in the buttocks....
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    Ha!!!
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    except that it didn't exactly go in the kitten
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