We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

She could never answer a single question.

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she was out of my league

he was planning an affair in 23 yours

i didn't look as good with a shaved beard

She believed in conspiracy theories.

because sex 4 times a day was a bit excessive

she couldnt handle me

I didn't like red wine

She was always horny Wait - that's a good thing.

He seemed to think that I'm a gardener.

Because he ate my last milk dud.

He thought she was a She!

She could never see the other side of the coin... When i tried to show her the complete picture, she thought i'm confused

She never gets a point!
She promised me that she'll bring happiness and everything in my life, with her support, i'll accomplish more than I can think off.
One our anniversary, I took her to dinner, to the same place, with the same...

twenty quarters and four dimes in my pocket!