We broke up because...
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She snuck off to Florida to stalk some guy!0
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He cheated on his taxes.0
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Because he wouldn't shut up about economics.0
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He couldn't forgive a cheater0
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She was on drugs really bad and kept confusing me with her ex.0
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She wouldn't have deep intellectual conversations with me.0
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Wouldn't do the same0
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I certainly would.... just a bit rusty on math. English, History, Theology, Psychology, Sociology.... I can talk all day and night.0
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Wanted to win the Nobel prize without me
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Was jealous of my success0
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Wouldn't quit trying to put me down because I'm just an English teacher. Nothing special.0
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Cheated on with Mileva Einstein and woke her up from the dead
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She thought I was necromancer because I ACCIDENTLY raised one zombie!1
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See dead people zombies 1
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She wanted me in the pictures but then always cropped me out0
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She kept competing for Miss America..... But she's from Canada!0
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She refused to edit my writing because "she doesn't take her work home"
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He kept trying to get me to do his work for him!0
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She wouldn't except compliments, because she thought I was patronizing her.0
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He was too fixated on his ex0
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We didn't break up ..was a lie spread by gossips
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Was constantly asking me Y0
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Was always,after the X0
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Because she would often Practice breathing incase she forgot how to?0
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she constantly wanted to demonstrate mouth to mouth! WTH!!!!!0
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She didnt like my kisses! 0
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Every time I asked for a kiss she handed me a chocolate one.0
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Forbade me to buy chocolate!!!0
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He tells the truth
Never to me but to everyone else!0 -
He always tells me to be with someone my own age! 2x25=50!
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