We broke up because...
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She saw the cup half empty all the time!0
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Would never share her booze0
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Thought MY TEQUILA was to be shared!!!!0
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Forgot that I don't drink Tekillya!0
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Was paranoid I was trying to kill her0
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we had conflicting schedules. She was always going to bed as I was waking up0
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Tried to mirror every room in the house so he can take selfies everywhere0
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she refused to have her picture taken with me0
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He walked around asking strangers to take selfies with him0
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when we walked somewhere I noticed her drifting back as to appear to not be with me0
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Wouldn't release my hand from his0
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My understanding of mathematics wasn't up to her standards.0
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Kissed her hand and it smelled funny.0
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That sure annoyed me0
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He kept checking out his bosses *kitten*0
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I didn't like her taste in beer.0
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Failed the finger sniff test0
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I don't know where his finger has been0
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She never wanted to pull my finger.0
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He didn't like suprises0
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was yelling " SURPRISE!!!!!" in the middle of the night0
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I was scared of her reaction to suprises0
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was easily scared0
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She was plain and simple Very Scary!0
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I couldn't stand doing yoga every morning0
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was a baby still! needed time to explore and grow up!0
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She wanted to explore some more!0
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he was a explorer! never home!0
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She crashed my Explorer0
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He didn't take me to FL!!!!
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