We broke up because...
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I found love elsewhere, you rarely meet loveable folks in my line of work0
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Not my type ..I like em masculine
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I'm not her type....0
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she escaped the basement0
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@jenmar22 helped him escape0
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Too hot0
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Couldn't find him he was always invisible.0
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Well, since his name is vapor. I'm going to say he's also too hot. #ScienceTho0
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She always disappears for weeks at a time!0
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She wanted me around all the time!0
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she used to cover my bits with strawberries. I wouldn't have mined if.they haddnt been chewed first0
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He disappeared ...I haven't seen him for months officer ..why yes ..yes that is a new garden ..0
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She would not let me plough her garden0
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He would always sing while he was ploughing......"Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells, and cockle shells, And pretty maids all in a row."
over and over and over again1 -
You listened to too much Spice Girls1
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He kept sticking his winky in my donuts!0
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happimess1 wrote: »everyday i would find used cucumbers and bananas around the bed
doesn't used = eaten?0 -
Was obsessed with my little ponies0
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I saw his web browser history
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she broke my action figure.0
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