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We broke up because...
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He says that I should be in the Antiques!0
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She stole my shoes0
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He wouldn't wear socks and his feel smelled bad0
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The only thing she bought me for our anniversary were tube socks and Talcum powder!0
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She tried sniffing the talcum powder0
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He went to Prison for Dealing white Powder!0
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Aways eating out, didn't bother to eat homemade meals I put so much effort in0
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Who are we kidding...we didn't0
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She was Two-Timing me!0
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I was stuck in a love triangle0
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He always set the Timer for two minutes during Sexy time!1
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She kept hitting me with a frying pan.. that *kitten* hurts.0
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Edit : he kept me tied up in the basement for a week0
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He kept confusing me with @slimgirljo150
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Loved Jo more than me0
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wouldn't drink with me0
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Claimed to be drugged then "Trapped" when I caught him cheating!0
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Wanted me to die from alcohol0
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No I didnt!
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Would not let me drink a beer
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Pretended to be kind, but changed partners more than undies0
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"A Beer" always turned into A 24 pack!0
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Wanted to play naked twister when I was baking cookies
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Always found a Twister mat and cookie crumbs in our bed after I returned from work!0
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Said I was too fat from eating all those cookies 0
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joined mfp to loose all that cookie weight and started dating other guys0
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Always using the F word when my "Big Boned" friends were visiting!0
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Was always trying to fatten me up with cookies0
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Doubted my intentions!0
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Her fortune cookie said I was not right for her.0
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