TOM needs to poo or get off the pot

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graysmom2005
graysmom2005 Posts: 1,882 Member
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:explode: UUUUUUUUGH. I'm pissy, bloated, crampy, and TOM is not here yet. He needs to get here. Now. So I can get rid of these damn PMS symptoms. Not to mention, I am STARVING. The TOM binging fairy is sitting on my shoulder. I've been doing so well, and I just want to demolish the entire pantry. Cooooooome on!!!

Thanks for the rant.

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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Maybe this gentleman named Tom is staying away because he's scared from the ranting?
  • withchaco
    withchaco Posts: 1,026 Member
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    *smacks the binging fairy with a fly swatter*

    You can do it :)
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
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    Maybe this gentleman named Tom is staying away because he's scared from the ranting?

    -gentlemen?- rofl
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    Don't ya just hate that... ugh. :devil: Dam binging fairy! Just flick him off your shoulder & go for a nice long walk!
  • Shutterpillar
    Shutterpillar Posts: 208
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    I am in the same situation right now. All I want is chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, with a side of more chocolate. (and chinese food too, though that craving was settled last night).
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    Maybe this gentleman named Tom is staying away because he's scared from the ranting?


    YOU ARE KILLING ME TODAY WITH ALL THESE POST OMG I AM CRACKING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bjohs
    bjohs Posts: 1,225 Member
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    This is what works for me:

    * Two Midol Complete tablets
    * One Dieurex tablet
    * Two ounces of the highest quality, darkest chocolate I can find (currently it is Dagoba 87% cocoa)

    I still gain 2-3 lbs in water weight, but I don't feel bloated. I'm not constipated. And I don't have cravings. Maybe it will work for you too! :) Good luck!
  • fultzjaf
    fultzjaf Posts: 141 Member
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    I am in the same boat right now! I'm all cranky and hurting, and CRAVING!!!! BUt not TOM not here yet, it sucks! Hope it gets better for you, you can do it!!!!
  • Chiquita_Banana
    Chiquita_Banana Posts: 500
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    get pregnant like me... no TOM for almost a year lol
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
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    Maybe this gentleman named Tom is staying away because he's scared from the ranting?
    ^^Funny stuff!
  • merrycat
    merrycat Posts: 131 Member
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    Do you get the pre-TOM restlessness too? I get really irritable and restless beforehand. Maybe you can harness that in a high-intensity workout that will let you drain your aggression. Then you can binge (in moderation!) without any guilt :)
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
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    Maybe this gentleman named Tom is staying away because he's scared from the ranting?
    LMAO..that is the best thing i have seen all day:laugh:
  • camille97
    camille97 Posts: 91
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    I hate to be a buzz-kill, but... I don't have any PMS or TOM symptoms. I'm completely unaffected. So I can't really understand what you're going through, but... Good luck! Distract yourself from making any bad decisions, or simply binge or really healthy, low cal food so it doesn't make too much of a difference.
  • divanikki
    divanikki Posts: 12
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    Tell the Binge Fairy that Skinny Cow candy is good.
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
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    I know... right? Those last 2-3 days before "The Visit" are THE WORST! Especially if it's late.
  • LotsOtots5
    LotsOtots5 Posts: 174
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    sorry, I hate that too!!! You know what you should do? Decide to go to the mall or something and leave all your "products" at home. That always works for me.......grrrrr!
  • mommyoftwins05
    mommyoftwins05 Posts: 645 Member
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    I'm in the same boat... its rough.. I say go exercise and try and keep your mind off it or get some dark chocolate
  • AI1108
    AI1108 Posts: 488 Member
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    Do you get the pre-TOM restlessness too? I get really irritable and restless beforehand. Maybe you can harness that in a high-intensity workout that will let you drain your aggression. Then you can binge (in moderation!) without any guilt :)

    ^ I do this. Tom is one stubborn S.O.B. but at least the workout keeps him at bay until I can get rid of him pestering me, and the binge makes me feel better for being such a b**** to him and hating his life.
  • tamiller93
    tamiller93 Posts: 195
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    :explode: UUUUUUUUGH. I'm pissy, bloated, crampy, and TOM is not here yet. He needs to get here. Now. So I can get rid of these damn PMS symptoms. Not to mention, I am STARVING. The TOM binging fairy is sitting on my shoulder. I've been doing so well, and I just want to demolish the entire pantry. Cooooooome on!!!

    Thanks for the rant.


    Same here. I am eating everything in sight. Nothing I eat makes me happy. UGH!! It still hasn't arrived, but I wish it would hurry the hell up. I am sick of feeling and acting like an out of control pig.

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