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She has three nips

He pretended to be my beloved Peter Pan!

And she? With the boy's father! She hated me as her DIL

She returns each year to her home country, Atlantis, to help with the jelly fish roundup. She rides the most fancy seahorse while swinging a kelp lasso and usually takes the prize for most jellyfish caught.

Never disinfected her sink and washes her dishes in there

wears long underwear all year long

Is smitten with his Neighbor who recently was added to the Guiness Book of Records for the Woman having the longest nostril hairs.

he built the mask and gave it to her as a present

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Licks other people's ice creams when they aren't looking, because forbidden fruit is just SO much sweeter.

I licked the left side of her face yesterday, and it tasted like old baloney. I think it's her diet...

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Never heard of Mother Teresa