Post a lie about the person above

suzreen

Likes Whitesnake a little too much!

alexisslolypop

Dresses up her dog in princess costumes for Sunday walk

MJFSH

She borrowed that cute outfit out of my closet

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MJFSH

He wanted to hide there(in my closet), so had to make room

alexisslolypop

He doesn't even have workout clothes

Timshel_

Is a lolipop. How many licks doh?

donsanders97

Uses the opening line "hey ladies wanna pet my white snake" way to often

MJFSH

He was always volunteering to pet the snake

donsanders97

despite her profile picture is not a professional boxer

MJFSH

^^^^not a lie LOL

is a professional boxer

donsanders97

screen name actually stands for Mary Jane's Fit Sexy Hellion

MJFSH

His made up name for me? didn't make me laugh, not even the least! LOL

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donsanders97

Had to lookup the word acronym

RunHardBeStrong

Thought he said "I'm attracted to him" instead of acronym, so he threw out his digits

MJFSH

asked him for his digits

donsanders97

Has my digits

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donsanders97

Thats not the only thing of yours he ate....

mrwineismybf

Wears swim shorts year round

donsanders97

Wears flannel only on special ocassions

mrwineismybf

He hides my flannels every holiday party

donsanders97

constantly throws out my swim shorts and leaves me with nothing to wear.

mrwineismybf

Never goes swimming

donsanders97

Prefers skinny dipping, in city fountains.

mrwineismybf

Knows me eerily well

donsanders97

Pretends to know I'm not stalking her....

mrwineismybf

Snoops around malls looking for single ladies