My rant about ...

Everyone has the right to rant! You shouldn't be ranting about the rants because the right to rant belongs to everyone.

Everyone has the right to rant! You shouldn't be ranting about the rants because the right to rant belongs to everyone.

My head hurts.

30 seconds of reading your post and typing my response should be about 75 calories burned...right? I'm logging it in! Ooops., wrong rant! :bigsmile:

hahaha

LOL Thanks for the giggles!

Thanks for this. ^^ It made my day.

LMAO!!! I just ranted on my status an hr ago about the TOM one! So while we're ranting, here was my rant:

I'm not trying to be rude, but sometimes it's just a natural thing...I'm a woman and even I get tired of TOM msg board posts! If TOM is late, if TOM is early, if TOM is heavy, if TOM is light, if TOM is non existant anymore I really don't care! Yes, you will probably be up to 5lbs heavier right before and/or right after you start. Common sense! If you're old enough to post on here, you're old enough to know that TOM comes with weight gain! Duh. If you want everyone to know about your TOM, do a Playtex commercial! I'm just sayin'...

There is a decidedly estrogen heavy tilt on this site (not that there is anything wrong with that). Many a woman has told me that it is her God given right to rant, so I don't argue. Your rant on rants is duly noted, kind sir, and if you feel better now, then that is all that matters now, right?

Although, I must agree...any thread with "TOM" in the title should be automatically obliterated by a mod two seconds after it is posted...start a new f***ing site, MMP (MyMenstruationPal.com)

Mini-rant over...

Ooh Ranty Pants Gaz. I look forward to the thread ranting about your rant ranting about rants. At what point do enough mentions of the word rant turn the negative to the positive? Now MY head hurts - I'll start a Ranty thread about brewingaz causing headaches while ranting about bloated tom's. Now there's a whole new subject!

Rants on Craigslist are way better than rants on MFP....you should check it out sometime.

Don't think for a second I haven't looked at Craigslist for humor. The best is in the Missed Connections section. Holy *kitten*, it's the funniest stuff ever these people dream up to find that one person they saw. Read them, it's a good laugh.

I still havent heard from her

maybe i should write a rant on here about it.

Hello. I am a grown woman who has been menstruating since I was 11, but I still haven't quite figured it out. I hope to have this sorted at least 10 years after menopause kicks in, but at the rate I am going, it will remain a complete mystery until the day I die.

Does anyone have a pamphlet I can read?

So that's 12 times a year, for approximately 31 years, meaning you've endured it 372 times (assuming no pregnancies or "scares"). I think you're getting closer to figuring it out. Maybe a few more times? Practice makes perfect!

You used a calculator, didn't you?

hahahahahaha

going to start a rant by saying I swear I can tell when some girls are on TOM...... the pages go nuts......people start removing accounts........men start being hunted down like dogs....

I LOVE MFP

All of the ranting rambling rants about rants, begs a question. Jeff, are you on your period? Here's some chocolate. And yes, you look pretty. I will be in the garage when you are done being a rantophile. *Diving behind the couch for cover*

Everyone has the right to rant! You shouldn't be ranting about the rants because the right to rant belongs to everyone.

He "shouldn't be". Free speech anyone?

wow, um... This was hilarious... My husband thinks I'm nuts... I think I must have burned 90 calories with all that laughing... I'm logging it!

*Throws box of tampons from behind the couch* Now load up and go make me a sammich!!